you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
