Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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