I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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