If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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