The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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