I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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