no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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