He told me they were just razor bumps!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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