Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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