that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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