Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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