Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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