I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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