Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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