I met the friendliest cop last night
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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