she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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