You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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