I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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