Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You took a bar mat shot.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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