3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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