She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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