i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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