The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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