Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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