you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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