if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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