I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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