omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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