I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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