Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
its not stalking. its research.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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