worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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