shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Small penises have feelings too.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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