I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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