Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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