You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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