And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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