Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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