you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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