Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i think i just lost a toe
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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