This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just high enough for therapy.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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