Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
is wine microwaveable?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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