I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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