it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think my nap took me to another dimension
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
