Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just gift wrapped bread.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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