i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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