Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
