Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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