Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Randomize
