he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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