There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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